The Master Cleanse Day 1 A.1-1.0

So, last night, along with arriving in my new habitat in Flagstaff, AZ, I officially began my master cleanse. My last meal consisted of a garbanzo bean and lentil soup and a dark green salad from the local health food store. Before bed, I drank a mug of senna tea.

This morning, I drank a quart of warm, salty water, which is something I have to do every morning, or a laxative tea. Basically, it reminds me of getting sucked into a wave and drinking ocean, so there's a positive even in this.

First glass of lemonade: Delicious. It's a spicy organic lemonade. I think I could definitely get used to this.

Now we come to the "expelling" details. Instead of documenting everytime I used the bathroom, as things could get repulsive, I've decided to only report divergence from the normal range, which is 4-5 colon releases daily.

Now time to do some external cleansing, unpacking, and initial foot-powered job search planning.